Expatriate woman wants sex

No matter how many times I try, my boyfriend won't go down on me... It's really awful! So I guess I'll just have to find someone here who will? Who, oh who?

If we go out together, do you have a place for me to sleep? It doesn't have to be the guest room, of course. Your bedroom is fine too, haha. And you don't have to crawl on the couch, of course!

I'm small, but that has its advantages. I love being pushed against a wall. My legs around your hips, and you just bump them. So, we're looking for a strong man.

I seem very well-behaved and calm, but inside, a veritable volcano of sex is bubbling. My boyfriend doesn't understand this and thinks once every two weeks is enough. If it does happen, he's usually done in three minutes and disappears behind his Xbox. You understand that I don't want this anymore and that I just want to have sex a lot, long, and often.