Expat babe wants to date

Now that I've been in a relationship for a while, I've realized it's no longer what I want. I just need to find a good reason to leave him, and maybe I've come to the right place.

I'm tired of waiting! You're probably wondering what I'm waiting for? Well, for sex with my husband. He has his usual days, but it can easily be two weeks apart! Can you satisfy my desires?

Actually, I've always been incredibly well-behaved, so well-behaved that it's all gotten a bit dusty down there. Time to dust! Will you be my feather duster?

Shhh, don't tell anyone, because I'm being very secretive here. My husband absolutely can't know this because we have too much property, and I want to keep it that way. I probably shouldn't tell the reason why I'm here, because I suspect it's already pretty obvious. I'm looking for sex, nothing more, nothing less.